Do you have problem proposing a girl? Do you get nervous at the very thought of it? Do you fail each time you give it a try? Well, worry not. Take comfort in the fact that you are not the only one; there are many others like you. Also the good news is that, to help the nervous, serious lovers like you, coding geeks have written a foolproof program in C++. It’s so comprehensive… be it scanning for the most beautiful girl, escaping yourself from her sandals, taking her to the movie, and what not… it covers it all. Just try this out and there is no way you can go wrong!!

#Include<Std Isd Pco.H>
#Include<Love.H>
#Define Cute Beautiful_lady

Main()
{
Goto College;
Scanf(“100%”,&Ladies);
If(Lady ==cute )
Line++;
While( !Reply )
{
Printf(“I Love U”);
Scanf(“100%”,&Reply);
}
If(Reply == “Gaali”)
Main(); /* Go Back And Repeat The Process */
Else If(Reply == “Sandal”)
Exit(1);

Else If(Reply == “I Love U”)
{
Lover =cute ;
Love = (Heart*)malloc(Sizeof(Lover));
}
Goto Restaurant;

Restaurant:
{
Food++;
Smile++;
Pay->money = Lover->money;
Return(College);
}
If(Time==2.30)
Goto Cinema;

Cinema:
{
Watch++;
If(Intermission)
{
Coke++;
Popecorn++;
}
}
If(Time ==6.00)
Goto Park;

Park:
{
For(Time=6.30 ;time<= 8.30;time+=0.001)
Kiss = Kiss+1;
}
Free(Lover);
Return(Home);
If(Time ==9.30)
Goto Pub;

Pub:
{
Friends++;
Party++;
Booze++;
Smoke++;
If(Pub.Close())
{
Pay->bill;
Come->out;
}
}
If (Highly->intoxicated)
Goto Friendsroom;
Else
{
Sweetpan++;
Polo++;
Goto Home;

}

Friendsroom:
{
Goto Sleep;
}

Home:
{
If(Mom.Shouts())
{
Reason=(Combinedstudy || Projectwork || Friendsbday);
Say->reason;
}
If(Dad.Shouts())
Shut->yourmouth;

Call->lover;
If(Phone->voice==(Lover_dad->voice
||lover_mom->voice))
{
Hang++;
}
Else If(Phone->voice==lover->voice)
{
For(Time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
{
Say->iluvu;
Scanf(“100%”,&Reply); /* “I Love U” Already Stored In
Reply */
}
}
Goto Sleep;
}

Sleep:
{
*(Dream)=love;
}