Romantic Rhymes Gone Awfully Wrong…

What happens when you are in a mood to pen down the most romantic lines for your loved ones but then all of a sudden you get reminded of something irritating that turns your mood upside down? That’s when romance takes a humorous turn screwing up the whole rhyme.

Once a newspaper ran a competition asking to write a most romantic first line followed by least romantic second line. Here’s what some of the best the entries looked like:

I thought I could love no other

Until I met your brother.

awful-romantic-lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace

If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;

This describes everything you are not

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes

Damn, I’m good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife

Marrying you screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming

That’s why I always wake up screaming

My love, you take my breath away.

What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,

Except for maybe “go to hell”

What inspired this amorous rhyme?

Two parts vodka, one part lime 😀

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